What's in a name?

The Greensboro City Council has recently decided on a name change for our fair city. It seems that too many visitors have been disappointed by our drought-stricken landscape.

After a long debate, it was finally decided to adopt a name that is more accurately descriptive of our current environs. With a nod to the Old West, the name "Dry Gulch" will be replacing Greensboro on all maps, web sites and promotional materials.