That Blew Up Real Good

They're blowin' up KFCs in Pakistan and the Colonel is fightin' mad. A company spokesman says that even though Colonel Sanders has been dead for quite some time, he's thinking of re-enlisting to lead the fight for crispy chicken and the American Way. Before he goes off half-cocked maybe we should find out if this was really a terrorist attack or part of a planned government bird flu eradication process.