Bumper Sticker Counterpoint

A bumper sticker I spotted on the way to work said, "I'd Rather Be Skydiving." Now, I don't want to start something here, but let's face it: skydiving is for pansies.

You want thrills? You want that unbeatable rush of adrenaline? Climb up on my roof this weekend and clean out my gutters. That's right. No parachute, no safety harness, just man against gravity. One false step and you're face down in a holly bush.

I tell you what, if it wasn't such a messy business, I'd charge admission.