I just can't help myself

Everybody has seen the oval bumper stickers touting desirable destinations; OBX for Outer Banks, HHI for Hilton Head, MB for Myrtle Beach...ad nauseam. You can find them plastered on the back of nearly every minivan and SUV in town. Originally based on the European country code stickers, they have been adopted by every Homer Simpson wannabe who has ever hauled the family to the beach for a long weekend and stopped at Wings for souvenirs.

As a chronic smartass, I had to have my own version.